Copywriting for DtC, Ecommerce and SAAS brands

Most copy makes customers say ‘meh’.

Let’s get them saying‘hell f*cking yeah!’.

You don’t want boring copy, do you?

You know the kind of copy I’m talking about, right?

This kind of thing 👇

“Here at Boring McBoring Corp, we believe…”

“We create data-driven solutions for our vertical…”

“We’re artisan crafters of single-origin yada yada…”

I mean, sure, that copy is fine if you just want to fill space and target keywords.

But if you want a kick-ass brand? Or to connect with customers? Or sell stuff?

Well, let’s put it this way, nobody has ever been bored into buying anything.

Let’s punch some life into your copy 🥊

 You want copy that makes people say: that’s the brand for me!

Or the kind of copy that people want to share with their mates.

Or the kind of copy that gets them hitting that “Buy Now” button without even thinking about it.

And if that’s what you’re after, then I’m your boy.

For the last decade or so, I’ve been helping brands of all sizes (from scrappy start-ups to a brand worth an eye-watering $200 billion) turn their messages into words that are full of zip and pop and pizzaz.

(And that, you know, get them to act, buy and all that other good stuff.)

Sound good? Let’s chat. 👇

 (Just a quick FYI: website copywriting projects start at £2000.)

A few brands I've helped 👉

And some good ol’ social proof

Jack turned one of our brands from lacking personality and voice, to a highly converting website that our clients always remember.

Absolute legend.

Toni, CX Director, On the Money

Jack’s copy revolutionised how we sound.

Suddenly we sounded fresh, vibrant & engaging, even though we were saying the same thing… incredible!

Josh, Marketing Exec, fwip

 

 

Jack is a fantastic copywriter and got the Animal brand straight away. So much so, we asked him to develop our tone of voice! Not only was the copy always great, but his turnaround times were very fast!

Kat, Marketing Manager, Animal